The Funniest Images to Come From Hurricane Irene
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To be honest, I had never heard of Joe Mande before, but I sure do like him after today!
Since ex NBA player Javaris Crittenton is wanted for murdering a 22-year-old mother of 4 via drive by, we have been reintroduced to good old Gilbert Arena, who was involved in a feud with Critterton a while back after both of them brought guns into their locker room.
Anywho, getting past Critterton’s straight-up felony, I remembered what a flopping wet d-bag Arena was. Let’s just say he has a history of having “diarrhea of the mouth” on Twitter then deleting what he said as if people didn’t already see it. He’s done this repeatedly and I’d really hate to be his manager.
To make a long story short, I happened upon a re-tweeted tweet (say that five times fast) of an article Joe Mande wrote about Mr. Arena which basically depicted his history of d-baggedness.
And then Mr. Arena saw it and got all pissy and tweeted back to Joe Mande only to delete every tweet he tweeted in the first place. Fortunately, Mande retweeted them and I love his smartass replies.:
Great grammar you idiot.
Keep in mind that every tweet Mr. Arena posted was…. removed right after. It’s like sucker punching someone with words…
Gotta love Anthony Bourdain!
They couldn’t have picked a better few! However, they forgot the Magic Bullet one!
But wait, there’s more! The infomercial is an art form best appreciated after 2 a.m. — and perhaps after a few beers. The classic examples use over-acting and cliched characters to whip the viewer up into a purchasing frenzy by adding ever-increasing “value” to the product with “free” add-on…
Michele Bachmann’s Horrifying Newsweek Cover (And 7 Alternate Versions)
9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids
This makes me want a kid. But that means I have to do something bad to make them write me a letter like this.. Eh, fair trade!
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When Netflix raised their prices “60 percent” (which meant a mere $6), I was pretty surprised with all the people who were enraged by this sudden price hike. Apparently their daily $6 Starbucks drink was fine, but $6 extra a month for unlimited DVDs and streaming was just too much to handle. I knew it was a deal when I signed up for it and, like businesses do, was prepared to eventually pay more. It was hilarious to me that grown men and women were in shambles over this and were actually cancelling their accounts. I thought that they had bigger, more worldly issues to worry about (FYI, did you guys know that the country is in a massive debt?). It’s good to see the folks at Funny Or Die can relate to this. Leave Netflix alone you idiots and get your panties in a bunch about something worthwhile!
Netflix Relief Fund with Jason Alexander
Netflix recently announced a rate increase that will make it impossible for its customers to continue living.
The 11 Most Depressing Storylines in “The Fresh Prince”
Here’s a run down of the most depressing aspects:
1. Will has no father and a mother who only sees him once a year despite being related to a wealthy, Bel-Air family.
2. Hilary’s fiance dies when proposing to her.
3. Despite all his charisma, Will has one friend: a possibly-handicapped vagrant with a medical problem in which is he is unable let sunlight into his eyes. 4. Carlton spends his entire life dreaming of going to Princeton, only to attend a local, state university.
5. Will dominates the high school basketball world, draining shots from half-court and attracting scouts from all over the nation, only to attend the same college as Carlton. His basketball aspirations long gone, he is forced to bus tables at the student center.
6. Nicky suffers from a pituitary gland disorder, prompting him to grow uncontrollably. 7. Uncle Phil employs a servant. 8. Uncle Phil’s servant regularly emasculates him in front of his family. 9. Will gets shot, realizes his own mortality, prompting him to rush into marriage. When he finally second guesses it, his estranged mother marries his fiance’s father, ruining any glimmer of hope for his relationship.
10. Despite being a successful television personality, Hilary has emotional dependency issues that result in her being unable to move out of her parent’s home.
11. Uncle Phil has a heart attack, yet his family continues to make fat jokes at his expense.
